Post by stonecoldload on Jun 11, 2014 22:07:59 GMT
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We're not totally sure what the lead-up was to this brief shoving match between German amateur soccer clubs Haibach and Kahl, but whatever it was compelled one member to unleash what has to be the worst attempt at a flop in the history of sports.
Let's break it down:
1. A gentleman in black approaches a gentleman in green to redress an unspecified grievance.
2. The coach (?) of the green team, looking to protect his players, intercepts the aggressor.
3. Words are exchanged. The green team's coach points a finger in his opponent's face.
4. The gentleman in black pushes the green team's coach, making the gentlest contact with the upper part of his chest.
5. The green team's coach reacts as though he has been struck full-force in the throat with a mailed fist of vengeance. His eyes go wide. He falls to the ground. This appears to be the end for him.
6. The players continue to argue and point.
7. Offscreen, a miracle occurs.
8. The green team's coach rejoins the fray, having made a full recovery.
Congratulations are in order for the green team's coach, who looked death in the eye and did not blink.
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We're not totally sure what the lead-up was to this brief shoving match between German amateur soccer clubs Haibach and Kahl, but whatever it was compelled one member to unleash what has to be the worst attempt at a flop in the history of sports.
Let's break it down:
1. A gentleman in black approaches a gentleman in green to redress an unspecified grievance.
2. The coach (?) of the green team, looking to protect his players, intercepts the aggressor.
3. Words are exchanged. The green team's coach points a finger in his opponent's face.
4. The gentleman in black pushes the green team's coach, making the gentlest contact with the upper part of his chest.
5. The green team's coach reacts as though he has been struck full-force in the throat with a mailed fist of vengeance. His eyes go wide. He falls to the ground. This appears to be the end for him.
6. The players continue to argue and point.
7. Offscreen, a miracle occurs.
8. The green team's coach rejoins the fray, having made a full recovery.
Congratulations are in order for the green team's coach, who looked death in the eye and did not blink.