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Post by stonecoldload on Apr 16, 2014 1:14:34 GMT
....AND going on right now. We've been running intra-squad scrims of all types, since about 7pmET.
Good times. And some epic games going on. As well as some weird new combinations.
So far.....only four players have tapped out. OlMec was the first to scream in pain, and slap the mat with hand. TAP OUT. KansasJack was officially second. Stank might have been third.
That is all.
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Post by malgato on Apr 16, 2014 3:03:53 GMT
Knife fight is fun. Except for when someone brings a gun to the knife fight...
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2014 11:11:29 GMT
Once again, I take home the MVP. I made Kansas rage quit and stabbed Stank even with his pistol fire. Yes, I will still give tips and tricks in a private lobby for 1600 microsoft points. I will offer group rates too. (That's a ll said in a loud muppet voice).
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Post by stonecoldload on Apr 16, 2014 16:00:15 GMT
Once again, I take home the MVP. I made Kansas rage quit and stabbed Stank even with his pistol fire. Yes, I will still give tips and tricks in a private lobby for 1600 microsoft points. I will offer group rates too. (That's a ll said in a loud muppet voice).
you'll have to get behind me. I made Olmec tap first. After listening to his shit-talking for minutes after my first game (to which I was unprepared without a single class set up - mostly sniper classes), Olmec shit-talking about my skills, this, that, all in his annoying squeaker voice, I proceeded to anally rape him in the next SnR game, going 11-4 (while he went like 1-9). At least six of my kills were catching him flailing away helplessly at my entrenched positions. He then grumbled about this not being fun, and then got offline before the next game started. And then proceeded to not get back online until he was in a well-protected lobby (flanked by Noblisse and Argyle), one in which he could then feel confident enough to go back to shit his squeaker muppet voice, hurling insults at anyone in his path.
It is known, and I have spoken.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2014 16:38:40 GMT
Once again, I take home the MVP. I made Kansas rage quit and stabbed Stank even with his pistol fire. Yes, I will still give tips and tricks in a private lobby for 1600 microsoft points. I will offer group rates too. (That's a ll said in a loud muppet voice).
you'll have to get behind me. I made Olmec tap first. After listening to his shit-talking for minutes after my first game (to which I was unprepared without a single class set up - mostly sniper classes), Olmec shit-talking about my skills, this, that, all in his annoying squeaker voice, I proceeded to anally rape him in the next SnR game, going 11-4 (while he went like 1-9). At least six of my kills were catching him flailing away helplessly at my entrenched positions. He then grumbled about this not being fun, and then got offline before the next game started. And then proceeded to not get back online until he was in a well-protected lobby (flanked by Noblisse and Argyle), one in which he could then feel confident enough to go back to shit his squeaker muppet voice, hurling insults at anyone in his path.
It is known, and I have spoken.
Hey stone this post wasn't nearly long enough. Can I get a 7 page detailed analysis of it? I would like graphs and charts as well. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2014 16:53:54 GMT
Sounds like we need a 1 v 1 lobby, if it keeps going like this. Let me put in a chart for both of you. STINGER > Stone Stinger > Olmech Olmech + Stone < Stinger A = Olmech B = Stone C = Stinger A & B want the D from C Does that help you guys out?  |
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Post by malgato on Apr 16, 2014 16:56:51 GMT
I did notice that when it was time to form pub lobbies, Stinger took all the high KD guys...
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2014 17:11:08 GMT
I did notice that when it was time to form pub lobbies, Stinger took all the high KD guys... Hold on a second. I gave you Stone. I only took Argyle and Noblesse. And really, Noblesse doesn't even have a mic in ever. There were 12 guys in that lobby. Let's be honest, I let you have 9 guys to my 2. So, I didn't actually take all of them. I only took 1/6th of the scrimm guys. I admit that I would have tried to take more of the guys, but Olmech wanted a spot. Muppet Voice: Hmmmm, Mal, sounds like you might want to play a little tickle monster with ol' Stinger, buddy. Well, I'll let you play with me, guy. 1600 microsoft points, a picture of your pee-pee and I'll invite you too. MMMkkaayyyy? Don't be angry, butter nipples, there's no ground war so I just play with my regulars is all. |
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Post by stonecoldload on Apr 16, 2014 18:49:54 GMT
you'll have to get behind me. I made Olmec tap first. After listening to his shit-talking for minutes after my first game (to which I was unprepared without a single class set up - mostly sniper classes), Olmec shit-talking about my skills, this, that, all in his annoying squeaker voice, I proceeded to anally rape him in the next SnR game, going 11-4 (while he went like 1-9). At least six of my kills were catching him flailing away helplessly at my entrenched positions. He then grumbled about this not being fun, and then got offline before the next game started. And then proceeded to not get back online until he was in a well-protected lobby (flanked by Noblisse and Argyle), one in which he could then feel confident enough to go back to shit his squeaker muppet voice, hurling insults at anyone in his path.
It is known, and I have spoken.
Hey stone this post wasn't nearly long enough. Can I get a 7 page detailed analysis of it? I would like graphs and charts as well.
Sure thing. I kind of figured that was coming. So here you go.....
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Post by malgato on Apr 16, 2014 19:08:41 GMT
I did notice that when it was time to form pub lobbies, Stinger took all the high KD guys... Hold on a second. I gave you Stone. I only took Argyle and Noblesse. And really, Noblesse doesn't even have a mic in ever. There were 12 guys in that lobby. Let's be honest, I let you have 9 guys to my 2. So, I didn't actually take all of them. I only took 1/6th of the scrimm guys. I admit that I would have tried to take more of the guys, but Olmech wanted a spot. Okay. I assumed you pulled Assault Killer, too. We struggled a bit with a sub optimal team composition... |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2014 19:09:22 GMT
Anytime you want to get stomped just let me know. Ask val for advice. He already lost to me. So you're small potatoes
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Post by stonecoldload on Apr 16, 2014 19:24:21 GMT
In case you didn't know mal.... that second game we lost on that new map. That was a full clan from Homicidal Gaming. They are currently ranked 8th in the heavyweight division. They are a pretty top notch, 100 person competing division clan. Very good players (as we found out in our game).
That was a very frustrating game. We got completely 'spawn controlled' the entire match. I saw it on the radar early on, they kept posting someone up over in that corner area by the B flag building, over in the corner. It kept putting their spawns in that zone, while leaving us to respawn at C, over and over and over repeatedly, at a huge disadvantage. Frustrating, as I didn't know how to bust their control. And having a guy sniping from our C side didn't help either. 
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Post by stonecoldload on Apr 16, 2014 19:25:32 GMT
Anytime you want to get stomped just let me know. Ask val for advice. He already lost to me. So you're small potatoes Oh oh...that doesn't sound like the muppet voice giving me shit, that sounds like the 'serious' big boy voice!!!!
I think you missed this below. You didn't thank me for providing the additional information.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2014 19:30:45 GMT
Anytime you want to get stomped just let me know. Ask val for advice. He already lost to me. So you're small potatoes Oh oh...that doesn't sound like the muppet voice giving me shit, that sounds like the 'serious' big boy voice!!!!
I think you missed this below. You didn't thank me for providing the additional information.
Not enough paragraphs. Needs to be longer. |
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Post by stonecoldload on Apr 16, 2014 19:39:33 GMT
That's complex enough for adults who talk in 12 year old boy muppet voices.
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Post by valhalla9rising on Apr 16, 2014 19:51:48 GMT
Man all you muppets better be glad I had the busiest day I've ever had at work cause I woulda wrecked every one of you!!! Just ask stinger about the colonoscopy I gave him the other day with Mr. Honey. I won't go into detail I'll just sayi removed about 10 pounds (in reference to kills) of nasty SHIT from his entrails.
PS. To all
Entrails will become your extrails... Extrails will become your entrails.....PAIN..... LOTS OF PAIN
So let it be written.....so let it be done....
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Post by stonecoldload on Apr 16, 2014 19:58:37 GMT
let me add this.
Those couple of Dom games we had, clan bros vs clan bros....were some of THE best gaming I have had on CoD this year. Those were some epic games. I think we did three of them: Strikezone, Octane, and then WhiteOut. Every one of those games were pretty close (200-150 or closer) and finding any action was not a problem. Whiteout was nuts. There was so much shit flying around in that tunnel, we should all be thankful the dead bodies in CoD disappear after a few, as the cave would have been filled at the halfway mark.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2014 20:35:40 GMT
I know that Mal is butt hurt thinking all the of the best players left him in the dust for me, but really they just wanted to play with Olmech. (j/k)  But, really, the auto-assign on teams was very fair. No one can have hurt feelings about their squad. Plus, we played S&R and Dom so it was different every time. It really let everyone have a fair chance to win and play with the guys they like or don't know as well equally. The shit talking is just bonus. Also, to my boy Val, I am ready to see if you can beat me again tonight. Muppet Voice- I will take off the shield and put a boo-boo on your bum-bum if you promise not to wah-wah afterwards. |
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Post by malgato on Apr 16, 2014 21:15:06 GMT
Oh, I didn't think they left me. I thought you grab them as fast as possible to help boost your ass in the pub matches.
Boom.
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